Theologian Pick-up Lines Twitter Bonanza!
By way of context, earlier today there was a hashtag going around for #CalvinistPickupLines and...well...let's just say that things got a little out of hand. I give you some of my favorite tweets as they emerged. Of course, I'll take credit for starting it - at least among my tweeps - with the following:
Unfortunately, yours truly was called away on serious professorial / theological business and, in the absence of my mature and stately influence, things really started to break loose...
@WTravisMcMaken I knew a guy named Will in seminary, who was a 5 point Calvinist, he would routinely tell ladies he was God's will for them.— garet (@garetrobinson) September 8, 2016
Now, lest that one leave you scratching your heads, very well theologically educated gentle readers, this followed in due course:
Anyway, back to the bedlam...
Of course, when I finally returned to the interwebs later, I had to cap things off with an imagining of what Thomas might use as a pick-up line:
And there you have it. I trust that this has been...ahem...educational. Coincidentally, you would do well to follow all these folks on Twitter if you don't already.
Now back to our regularly scheduled DET programming!
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