‘Most Interesting Theologians’ Twitter Bonanza
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You’re familiar with Dos Equis' "Most Interesting Man in the World." It is said that he once “led a flock of endangered cranes across Siberia on a motorized hang glider.” “When it is raining, it’s because he’s thinking of something sad.” And, “At museums, he’s allowed to touch the art.”
The post went on to provide pictures with clever captions, all trading on the familiar pattern: “I don’t always X, but when I do, I prefer X. Stay X, my friends.”
To put it mildly, this was a meme waiting to happen.
So I did what any sane professor of religion would do. I immediately contacted my friend, colleague, theologically-conjoined twin, and partner in all things nefarious (David Congdon, for those of you who may be new to DET), and showed him the post. He agreed with my conclusion: We must Twitter-bomb this!
So we did.
But then I worried that some of you, gentle readers, may not keep a close enough eye on Twitter to have observed this historic event. So, without further ado, I give you the Congdon & McMaken & Friends “Most Interesting Theologians” Twitter bonanza! (Sorry if this is a bit long, but it's worth it - IMHO...)
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Updated on May 26, 2016 in honor of John Webster's entry into the church triumphant:
Webster: "I don't always talk about divine aseity, but...wait a minute, yes I do! Stay holy and practice theological theology, my friends."
— W. Travis McMaken (@WTravisMcMaken) May 27, 2016
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@dwcongdon I don't always talk about feelings of dependence, but when I do, I prefer for it to be absolute. Stay God-conscious, my friends.
— W. Travis McMaken (@WTravisMcMaken) July 24, 2013
@dwcongdon That was Schleiermacher, obviously
— W. Travis McMaken (@WTravisMcMaken) July 24, 2013
@dwcongdon "I don't always do theology, but when I do, I like to destroy people's erroneous views. Stay paradoxical, my friends." DW Congdon
— W. Travis McMaken (@WTravisMcMaken) July 24, 2013
Rudolf Bultmann: "I don't always write about faith, but when I do, I prefer to have an Entscheidung. Stay existential, my friends."
— David Congdon (@dwcongdon) July 24, 2013
Karl Barth: "I don't always write about election, but when I do, I prefer it to be christocentric. Stay dialectical, my friends."
— David Congdon (@dwcongdon) July 24, 2013
Eberhard Jüngel: "I don't always talk about God's being, but when I do, I prefer it to be in becoming. Stay hermeneutical, my friends."
— David Congdon (@dwcongdon) July 24, 2013
Gollwitzer: "I don't always mix theology and politics... No wait, I do! Stay in solidarity, my friends."
— W. Travis McMaken (@WTravisMcMaken) July 24, 2013
Jürgen Moltmann: "I don't always talk about the Trinity, but when I do, I prefer it to be perichoretic. Stay eschatological, my friends."
— David Congdon (@dwcongdon) July 24, 2013
@dwcongdon Hauerwas: "I don't always talk about pietists, but when I do, I prefer to curse. Stay truthful, my friends."
— madison perry (@tall_mp) July 24, 2013
@coolvinism "I don't always talk about election, but when I do, it's dreadful. Stay biblical, my friends." - John Calvin
— W. Travis McMaken (@WTravisMcMaken) July 24, 2013
Gerhard Ebeling: "I don't always proclaim the word, but when I do, I prefer it to be an event. Stay new hermeneutical, my friends."
— David Congdon (@dwcongdon) July 24, 2013
@TFTorrance "I don't always talk about the Trinity, but when I do, it's Gregorian. Stay Cappadocian, my friends." - TFT
— W. Travis McMaken (@WTravisMcMaken) July 24, 2013
@TFTorrance "I don't always talk about epistemology, but when I do, it's always kata physein. Stay scientific, my friends." - TFT
— W. Travis McMaken (@WTravisMcMaken) July 24, 2013
Pannenberg: "I don't always write theology, but when I do, I prefer it to be wissenschaftliche. Stay retroactively ontological, my friends."
— David Congdon (@dwcongdon) July 24, 2013
@bonhoefferdaily I don't always talk about Christianity's future, but when I do, it's secular. Stay away from deus ex machina, my friends.
— W. Travis McMaken (@WTravisMcMaken) July 24, 2013
@dwcongdon: I don't always talk about the Trinity, but when I do, I prefer it hierarchical. Stay subordinated, my lady friends. -Grudem
— James Gordon (@jrgordon13) July 24, 2013
@dwcongdon I don't always talk about natural theology, but when I do, I prefer not to talk about it at all. Say "Nein," my friends.
— James Gordon (@jrgordon13) July 24, 2013
Moltmann: "I don't always talk about the Spirit, but when I do, I prefer it to be spacious. Stay in the cosmic shekinah, my friends."
— David Congdon (@dwcongdon) July 24, 2013
I don't always talk about the image of God, but when I do, I locate it in the mind. Stay rational, my friends. - Gregory of Nyssa
— W. Travis McMaken (@WTravisMcMaken) July 24, 2013
I don't always hit up rich Romans for money, but when I do, they pony up. Stay caring for the poor, my friends. - Basil the Great
— W. Travis McMaken (@WTravisMcMaken) July 24, 2013
R. Hütter: "I don't always talk about the church, but when I do, I prefer it to be enhypostatic in the Spirit. Stay Catholic, my friends."
— David Congdon (@dwcongdon) July 24, 2013
I don't always talk about Trinity, but when I do, I can't think of the 1 without the 3, and vice versa. Stay paradoxical, my friends. - GNaz
— W. Travis McMaken (@WTravisMcMaken) July 24, 2013
Nate Kerr: "I don't always talk about the church, but when I do, I prefer it to be a doxological event. Stay apocalyptic, my friends.
— David Congdon (@dwcongdon) July 24, 2013
Nate Kerr: "I don't always talk about apocalypse, but when I apocalypse, it's always apocalypse. Stay apocalypsing, my friends."
— David Congdon (@dwcongdon) July 24, 2013
Dionysius: "I don't always talk about the divine being, but when I do ... oh wait, I can't. Stay apophatic, my friends."
— David Congdon (@dwcongdon) July 24, 2013
Schüssler Fiorenza: "I don't always write the*logy, but when I do, I prefer it to be liberative. Stay feminist, my friends."
— David Congdon (@dwcongdon) July 24, 2013
Judith Butler: "I don't always talk about gender, but when I do, I prefer it performative. Keep it queer, my friends."
— David Congdon (@dwcongdon) July 24, 2013
Bultmann: "I don't always speak of God's action, but when I do, I prefer it to be paradoxically identical. Keep it kerygmatic, my friends."
— David Congdon (@dwcongdon) July 24, 2013
Przywara: "I don't always talk about creation, but when I do, I prefer it to be analogous. Keep it metaphysical, my friends."
— David Congdon (@dwcongdon) July 24, 2013
David Bentley Hart: "I don't always write prose, but when I do, I prefer to metagrobolize. Stay verbose, my friends."
— David Congdon (@dwcongdon) July 24, 2013
David Bentley Hart: "I don't always appear in public, but when I do, I prefer to be pogoniate. Stay bearded, my friends."
— David Congdon (@dwcongdon) July 24, 2013
Kierkegaard: "I don't always write under my own name, but when I do, I prefer to do so in the moment. Stay subjective, my friends."
— David Congdon (@dwcongdon) July 24, 2013
Tillich: "I don't always talk about the absolute, but when I do, I do so with ultimate concern. Stay courageous, my friends."
— David Congdon (@dwcongdon) July 24, 2013
Oliver Crisp: "I don't always write theology, but when I do, I prefer modal logic. Stay analytical, my friends."
— David Congdon (@dwcongdon) July 24, 2013
@dwcongdon @cewgreen Newbiggin: I'm not always structured, but when I am, it's so alternatively plausible. Stay pluralistic, my friends.
— Daniel Grothe (@mrdanielgrothe) July 25, 2013
"I don't always write theology, and when I'm not, I be chillin' with Aristotle. Keep it classic, my friends." - Zwingli
— W. Travis McMaken (@WTravisMcMaken) July 25, 2013
"I don't always write theology, but when I do, I like to write it AT someone. Keep it elenctic, my friends." - F. Turretin
— W. Travis McMaken (@WTravisMcMaken) July 25, 2013
"I don't always defend orthodoxy, but when I do, I win. Keep it Nicene, my friends." - Athanasius
— W. Travis McMaken (@WTravisMcMaken) July 25, 2013
Paul Zahl: I don't always write about grace and law, but when I do, it's always experiential. Stay practical, my friends.
— Matthew Warren (@Matthew__Warren) July 25, 2013
"I don't always take a theological position, but when I do, it's somewhere in the middle. Stay august, my friends." - I. Dorner
— W. Travis McMaken (@WTravisMcMaken) July 25, 2013
George Lindbeck: "I don't always read the Bible, but when I do, I let it absorb my world. Stay postliberal, my friends."
— David Congdon (@dwcongdon) July 25, 2013
Hans Frei: "I don't always interpret the Bible, but when I do, I hate to eclipse the sensus literalis. Stay ad hoc, my friends."
— David Congdon (@dwcongdon) July 25, 2013
Robert Jenson: "I don't always think about eternity, but when I do, I hear a great fugue. Stay in communio, my friends."
— David Congdon (@dwcongdon) July 25, 2013
"I don't always scout 2nd generation reformers, but when I do, I pick winners. Stay Genevan, my friends." - Martin Bucer
— W. Travis McMaken (@WTravisMcMaken) July 25, 2013
"I don't always compare reformation theo-politics to breakfast food, but when I do, it's waffles. Stay loose, my friends." - Martin Bucer
— W. Travis McMaken (@WTravisMcMaken) July 25, 2013
Michael Welker-"I don't always write about Christology, but when I do, Christ is more than a "co-sufferer." Avoid reductionism, my friends."
— Derek Maris (@marisd) July 25, 2013
"I don't often go to parties, but when I do, I prefer to socialize. Stay red, my friends." - K. Barth
— W. Travis McMaken (@WTravisMcMaken) July 25, 2013
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